A Sign That America Is Going To Hell

Bazooka Joe and friends were iconic characters in the past. When you would look up "Americana" in the dictionary you would find a Bazoola Joe comic. Every piece of gum was an adventure. What would the gang get into next? This great tradition was part of childhood for generations.

Looking to invoke memories of childhood, I bought some Bazooka gum. When I opened the comic with anticipation as I enjoyed my gum, I saw this:

Puzzles? What the hell? What happened to the comics? Where is my childhood? This is a tragedy. Can we please have a moment of silence in remembrance of when America used to be great?